Being a witch these days probably sucks

The kids are so angry, so mean.  It’s probably all those skimpy Halloween costumes their negligent parents let them wear.  If you ask me, people should just wear sheets on Halloween.  Not to be ghosts.  Just to be sheets.  Those are wholesome.

All I know is that a self-respecting witch can't get anything these days. No one respects authority!

This was going to be a Halloween-related comic (because, you know, it’s about Halloween) that I would finish on  Halloween…. Except I didn’t.  I was “busy”, what can I say?  Anyway, yeah.  I hope you like it, but I get it’s not very funny.

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