There’s no friend like a goat friend…

El Chupacabra sucks...

I totally speak Spanish.  Can’t you tell?

This is for you, Alanna. <3

EDIT: Special thanks to Dustin “Dusty Lemons” Lehman, David “Clams” Hernandez, and Katie “Diabetitron” Pena for this comic’s inspiration.

Being a witch these days probably sucks

The kids are so angry, so mean.  It’s probably all those skimpy Halloween costumes their negligent parents let them wear.  If you ask me, people should just wear sheets on Halloween.  Not to be ghosts.  Just to be sheets.  Those are wholesome.

All I know is that a self-respecting witch can't get anything these days. No one respects authority!

This was going to be a Halloween-related comic (because, you know, it’s about Halloween) that I would finish on  Halloween…. Except I didn’t.  I was “busy”, what can I say?  Anyway, yeah.  I hope you like it, but I get it’s not very funny.

“This ghost is whack!”

Here we have Steve McNormal representing the entire paranormal research community that television will let you see. At once. He's just crazy like that, bro.

Like most perfectly normal children, I grew up watching television programs about ghosts and whatnot.  Either the field has really changed in the years that it’s taken me to “grow up” or something is fishy.  Or faux-hawky.  Whichever makes more sense.  Point is, I feel like what I see on T.V. has been done up with so much stage makeup that it’s stopped being even semi-serious (like us here at Cryptid Haunt).  It’s upsetting, but I guess it’s hilarious too.

Anyway, keep hauntin’, ghostly bro.

edit:  I just now noticed that the comic says “repopt”, which I will fix in other versions but might not get around to fixing in this version.  For now at least.

Another dose of cryptids; wishing merry haunts.

Halloween is coming around.  I know I already have my costume (I’ll be Velma, naturally), and this one guy I know is obliging me by portraying Freddie.  Of course, I’m stranded in a pit of boring, conservative thought, so I’ll have little luck doing anything related to the paranormal or solving mysteries or even losing my glasses, but I know a few of you out there will be going out with your flashlights and ghosting it up.

To put you in the Halloween spirit, here are a few more cryptid comics (catching you up with the web comic’s site) and a little present I just finished.

YETI SPAGHETTI

Nessy never really was the same after that. Also, dern them conspiring conspirists (yes, that's a word).

Everyone knows it's those bored, back-country jackalopes creating those footprints.

Are you going to buy soap, mister?

And onto the Halloween merriment.  For your pleasure, I have drawn you a picture.  I originally attempted to do this in a more realistic style, yet I’ve found that Yeti Spaghetti style works best.  As well it should!

"I think there might be something behind me...."

I used a brand new pen for this (it may or may not have cost me four dollars), and I am totally loving it.  So here’s my gift to you to celebrate!

Happy Halloween!

PS:  Hopefully, we’ll have a cryptid related update soon.   (Innit that right, Alanna?)

The first little bittle bit of cryptid madness!

And so begins the adventures of our crytpid fellows with the first installment of the comic (on this site, at least).  They are, at least as far as I can remember, in order of when they were initially published online.  Just in case you decide to be annoying, I will remind you all that these comics are intentionally lacking in seriousness.  Also, yes.  I do not draw el Chupacabra as one might prefer (or even correctly).

This forest is already dramatic enough.

Dinner deserves no respect.

You ain't welcome here.

They've learned to speak the language of the Sasquatch.

That’s it for this post.  I haven’t posted them all, obviously – I just don’t want to post them all at once.  Also, I see that this website is only going to let me post them at a maximum width of 600 pixels.  If that becomes an issue visibily, I might find a way around it, or I’ll just post alternative links where the image can be seen at its intended size of 750 pixels across.